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Prison rules
1. NO FANDOM FIGHTS: You are only allowed to start fights with regular prisoners if and only if they bash your fandom(s).2. We all have one thing in common: gay pairings. Remember this when someone acts up.
3. Gay fanart workshop time is bonding time: Play nice and kindly help others if they ask for it.
4. Hetalia fandom: you are not allowed to take over prison cells and claiming your cell independent unless you form an alliance with ALL the fandoms to do so.
5. Homestuck fandom: ...just...not too many Nic Cage posters please...and we'll watch Nic Cage movies only if it's National Treasure.
6. Sherlock fandom: we would like to ask you to turn your cries off after 11pm. However this rule doesn't apply on Sunday.
7. Supernatural fandom: please do not take all the salt from the cafeteria.
8. Fans are allowed to be in more than one fandom: do not seclude them if they do.
9. Pirates of the Caribbean fans: please do not steal the emergency supply of rum.
10. X-Men First Class fandom: stop destroying all the cleaning buckets, they won't look like that damn helmet anyway
11. Amnesia fandom: You're not in the prison level, there is no need to hide in dark corners and cry for your lantern. You are freaking out your inmates.
12. Castle Fandom: Don't force feed everyone coffee grounds.
13. Doctor Who Fandom: Keep waiting for the Doctor to break you out every night and/or someone to lend you hallucinogenic lipstick.
14. Primeval Fandom: Stop hanging up metal objects inside of cans. We can promise no anomalies will occur here.
15. Merlin Fandom: Please refrain from yelling "Tospringe" over and over in the middle of the night.
16. Sound Horizon Fandom: We already know you often get headaches and at certain points upset because of your trolling King who uses to kill almost everyone, but do not feel special about it, you're just another prisoner in here.
17. Inazuma Eleven Fandom: You wouldn't even be in prison. You'd be dead or in the hospital because of an oncoming truck or falling steel beams.
18. No. 6 Fandom: Please keep all of your Nezushi creys to a minimum. Elyurias is coming to avenge the rest of your people.
19. Sengoku BASARA Fandom: You must refrain from putting your guns on. Even if you want to. Also, any means of creating bonds may sometimes give you an Ishida Mitsunari-like reaction from your fellow cellmates. Please prevent this from happening!
20. Tales of Series Fandom: May or may not be still in the prison.
21. Harry Potter Fandom: Do not request cell changes in the event your cellmate is a Twilight fan. This is a special privilege and will not be granted. Dueling with said Twilight fans shall also be kept to a minimum.
